Hilarious Hump Day Cat Jokes #4

  • Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
  • What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
  • What is a cat’s favourite car? The Catillac.
  • What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
  • Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
  • What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
  • Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
  • Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he’s always spotted.
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