Hilarious Hump Day Cat Jokes #3

  • How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
  • Why are cats such good singers? Because they’re very mewsical.
  • What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
  • What is the cat’s favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
  • How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.
  • Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
  • If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can’t it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
  • What is a cat’s favourite movie? “The Sound of Mewsic.”
  • What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
  • Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can’t? Your lap.
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