Hilarious Hump Day Cat Jokes!

  • Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
  • What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
  • What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
  • What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
  • If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
  • Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he’s in a bad mewd.
  • If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
  • Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you’re a man or a mouse.
  • How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
  • What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
  • What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
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